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Cellar Door - Sex Machine Soap
Cellar Door - Sex Machine Soap
Use liberally for maximum sexiness.
Fame, power, wealth, stunning good looks. All of this will come to you and more* when you use this soap. With its sultry aromas and our non-drying, soap formula, your skin will feel baby soft and ready to take on whatever life throws your way. *If you work your ass off and get reeeally lucky.
Scent Notes: Amber, saffron, patchouli, cedar, sandalwood.
Ingredients: Olive oil, coconut oil, water, sustainable palm oil, sodium hydroxide, castor oil, shea butter, fragrance, mica, bamboo charcoal, iron dioxide, titanium dioxide.
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